How did the nut introduce himself to the guy at the bench press?

"i'm a chest nut myself"

What did the woodblock do after he got dipped in the stream?  

Started a daily water log

What did Count Basketballula have for dinner?

Nothing But Neck.

What did the caveman name his wheels?

Mick Jagger, Keith Richards…

When was the fibbing Jewish man born?

July

What was the rappers favorite breakfast food?

YO! Gurt.

What was the Pirate movie rated?

Pg-13, for violence and suggestive themes

Why did the doctor give the ghost a band-aid?

He heard he had a BOO! BOO!

Why did the doctor give the cat a band-aid?

It said, Me, OW!

Where is the smelliest part of the church?

In the Pugh!

What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surr-real

Why did the teddy bear skip dinner?

He was STUFFED!